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On Stability

 

Nostalgia, that wistful longing for most likely misremembered past, is a dangerous thing. Daydream reveries of wide open futures being anything the dreamer spins can be dangerous as well. For we live, you see, in the tyranny of the real. A solid world filled with all the harsh, jagged unpleasantness solidity displays. Lacking both the ephemeral splendor of nostalgia’s past and the wispy allure of daydream’s future, ours is not a perfect life.

 

Jesus Is Dead – There Will Be No Resurrection

A killer application is a computer program that proves so desirable or necessary, it alone justifies purchasing the, usually expensive, hardware required to run it. EVE Online has its corollary: The Jesus Feature. A new gaming feature so mind-bogglingly revolutionary it alone justifies purchasing a subscription. Jesus features aren’t mere iteration, much like the Son of God, they’re products of virgin birth, unsullied by origination within the world they’re destined to rule.

Incarna’s ‘World of Darkness’-inspired walking in stations was to be a Jesus feature. Dust514’s cross platform linking of the frenetic first person shooter community with EVE’s stately MMO community was to be a Jesus feature. Unlike the Gospels’ resurrected Christ however, when EVE’s Mary Magdalenes peaked inside the tomb of deceased Jesuses, they found their corpses still present and very much dead.

And this is as it should be. The Christian Bible, a divine document written over several thousand years, records only one virgin birth. Meanwhile EVE, barely 13 and already the world’s largest living work of science fiction, has nevertheless stretched out several times in hope of grasping multiple Jesuses. Science fiction hubris? Possibly so.

when EVE’s Mary Magdalenes peaked inside the tomb of deceased Jesuses, they found their corpses still present and very much dead.

 

Business Matters

Christ, being the Son of God, took a dim view of business:

“And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.” (Matthew 21:12-13)

Crowd Control Productions (CCP), being a limited liability partnership, takes a different view of business. When you’re not the Son of God, harsh, jagged, unpleasant business realities like available funds, net income, technical limitations and a vast number of customer and owner expectations already in play tend to color one’s aims.

And this is as it should be. Too much Jesus dampens the ledger.

 

It Takes Only One Miracle

In an oft repeated story, CCP’s CEO Hilmar Veigar Pétursson relates an in game tale of mining, murder and loyalty he undertook while home on maternity leave not long after Eve went live in 2003.

 “Lo and behold,” Hilmar explains after initial log in, “[EVE’s] not very entertaining.” Still, people were playing and curious to find out why. Hilmar buddies up with a group of UK gamers to see what they’re doing only to discover they’ve chosen astoundingly oversized goals and then ‘broke’ EVE’s intended progression mechanics via community ‘jet can’ mining to reach those goals. “Wait a minute,” Hilmar observes after initial panic, “this is actually way more interesting than the game we designed.”

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And there’s the parable. Sometimes the miracle isn’t delivered from on high. Sometimes the miracle is already there, twisted up in the mundane tyranny of actual code, waiting for some clever human to re-envision that which already is.  One single history, single-shard Jesus is enough.

And this is as it should be. EVE is a game for humans, making it a very human game. With a voice box larynx and a brain attuned to that organ, we humans are social. Even now, you and I, we’re communicating. And what’s more, we’re communicating via EVE. Well-nigh miraculous when you think about it.

 

And what’s more, we’re communicating via EVE.

Thirteen Years of Human History

EVE’s wicked smart Executive Producer Andie Nordgren typically doesn’t seem comfortable on camera. But sometimes, if the day is sweet and the light is right, the lens catchers her at her ease

I like to believe it’s that sharp looking jacket that puts Andie at ease but truth be told, it’s more likely the subject matter. As she explains, “I think that if you unplugged EVE now, and then plugged it in a year later, maybe even wiped the servers or something – which we would never do! – but if you did that, and just plugged it back in and said ‘Hey guys, look, here’s this new game,’ I’m not sure it would take off again. I think [EVE] has a life of its own and continues to live because it has a life of its own.”

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“I am the good shepherd,” Jesus, Son of God tells us, “I know my own sheep, and they know me.” (John 10:14)

Andie Nordgren, on the other hand, not being a product of virgin birth, arrives very much a part of our natural world, fully steeped within the opportunities and limitations that origin generates. No wonder she’s at ease. She doesn’t need to perform other-worldly miracles. She needs only shepherd this 13 year old flock along. That’s a human sized project.

And this is as it should be. If you want to understand and support a living work of science fiction, you don’t turn to religion, you turn to biology, the science of living organisms.

 

Returning the Science to Science Fiction

One way to understand evolution is to observe that evolution historicizes biology. To explain why primates like humans have opposable thumbs, you crawl back through successive generations of primates, some with thumb variations. Thriving variations, being thrivers, fruitfully reproduce while moribund variations, being moribund, do not. Over time the fruitful overwhelms the moribund. Our opposable thumb present is built on an iterated thumbs past. Here’s the tl;dr picture:

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The process is both stunningly adaptive and amazingly stable, much like EVE itself. Super Capitals have handed EVE’s ecosystem-balancing devs no end of conniption fits, but the species thrives and will endure. POS’s have been declared moribund and will soon go extinct, but not until another species develops to fill the niche.

EVE, as much as it’s a living work of science fiction, follows the laws of biology, not religion.

And this is as it should be.

EVE, as much as it’s a living work of science fiction, follows the laws of biology, not religion. She proceeds at a regal, stately pace as all queens who’ve captured our hearts should. It’s that very stability that enables her long enduring burn.

I’ve made in-game agreements that won’t trigger for a year more than once. And mind you, I don’t mean agreements that will last for a year, I mean agreements whose labors won’t really begin for a year (and whose consequences stretch out even further than that). This reveals great confidence that EVE will still be here in a year and that it will function either reasonably similar to how it functions now or CCP will signpost well ahead of time when sweeping changes approach, allowing generous chance to review and update those long term agreements.

 

A Clone States Revelation

“I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.” (Revelation 22:13)

Free to play’s imminent introduction is genuinely big deal. Still, it’s not a Jesus Feature. Jesus Features justify subscription purchase all by themselves. A free to play account pays no subscription meaning such introduction, by definition, isn’t a Jesus Feature. Pedantic? Not so much. Mechanically speaking, Clone States are open-ended trials assembled into appealing, if limited, package by the clever people at CCP. Little in the game itself changes beyond hopefully enduring fruitful thrive once this latest billing iteration drops on grid.

And this is as it should be.

 

Religion’s Place

Proceed to CCP’s company website and check out some audacious promise

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Prophetic words proclaiming Jesus’ return to EVE? Not exactly. These days CCP talks of the EVE Universe. A set of ecosystems sharing a universe but separate and distinct from each other with no immediate plans to merge them. CCP’s darling little Jesuses toddle around the office as adorable as ever but they won’t be busting into EVE Online’s ecosystem anytime soon. This is good thing.

look closely at the walls defining that room.

Still, look closely at the walls defining that room. Those are EVE posters you see. Even the director’s chair belongs to EVE. EVE frames everything CCP does including their impetuous Virtual Reality romance. And I hope that romance goes well. VR looks damn exciting. Nonetheless, EVE is CCP’s first love and we’ll remain the apple of her heart for a long time to come.

And this too is as it should be.
~DireNecessity

 

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DireNecessity

A soloish long-term casual player since 2009, sporting a troubling history of preying on the good people of highsec, these days DireNecessity enjoys the gentle pleasures like manufacturing, grandbabies and formal dining.

  • Rob Kaichin

    “Andie Nordgren, on the other hand, not being a product of virgin birth,”

    I’ll take clauses I never expected to read for $200, Alex.

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  • Bill Bones

    EVE development has been following Matthew 13:12, just with the wicked twist that EVE needs everyone, both the haves and the have-nots, if it is to stay alive.

    • DireNecessity

      “For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.” I just knew Malcanis wasn’t the first to proclaim this. Now I have proof! (Google Malcanis’ Law)

  • Marsha Mallow

    Best thing I’ve read all week. I really like the way you’ve constructed this, please keep writing.

    • Niden

      Agreed, I loved this piece and I’m glad we have writers of Dire’s caliber at CZ.

  • Provi Miner

    Christ, being the Son of God, took a dim view of business:
    “And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.” (Matthew 21:12-13)

    Perhaps one of the most misused concepts from the new testament. what Jesus abhorred was business on the temple. He was fine with tax’s, with banks and interest, he was fine with people making money as long as it wasn’t their purpose.

  • Captain Stinkpickles

    Too much bible thumping, not enough content. 0/10, would not get up on Sunday morning to read again.

    • Niden

      Talk about missing the point!

  • dragonshardz

    What the fuck is this article.

    • Niden

      Requires a brain to read. Move along.

      • jasperwillem

        F1, F2…. laggg… omg, this is a boring game ;)… not?

  • Niden

    Here’s what it looks like when we publish an article by Dire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBITZw5-HWY

  • Mispelled “peaked” and “catchers”. Well, it got past the spell checkers, but they’re the wrong words. You want “peeked” and “catches”. Moar editor plz.

    • DireNecessity

      Peaked/Peeked was actually discussed. It did weasel it’s way in via typo but remains a wonderfully serendipitous one. Given EVE’s bitter vet history of taking untoward delight in CCP’s missteps, a fair number of them well-nigh peak (climax) when looking in on that tomb of dead Jesuses. While it’s a pretty obscure double meaning, for those that catch it, the delight is titteringly wonderful.

    • Khergit Deserters

      Ah, man…. You pulled two little needles out of a big haystack. No need to try to pass camels through their eyes.

  • Zerpico

    And this is as it should be. Very nice read, however I differ with the author somewhat.

    He paints a CCP in love with EVE were I see the relationship more as a parasitic one. The move to FTP is needed to keep this game online. One just have to visit CCP’s website to see that EVE online is being put to pasture. But that is just my point of view and I would love that the OP is right and they keep hunting for that Jesus’s feature And this is as it should be.

  • jasperwillem

    Amazing read :D, just awesome.

  • slowdive

    interesting article!

  • Khergit Deserters

    A grand history of Eve, with many notable points that I should have mentally bookmarked along the way, if I’d wanted to comment. Instead I just read to the end and felt very satisfied. Very refreshing among a world of shouting man’s Eve.